My Bloody Valentine Sequel Not Happening

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It seems every day there’s news on a new horror film, remake or sequel that’s happening. Good to hear when something’s not happening though. Like MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3D, which we told you back in February had ideas swirling between writer/buck-naked star Todd Farmer and director Patrick Lussier.

Quick update from Fangoria’s Weekend of Horrors… Director Patrick Lussier revealed today that Lionsgate expressed it has no interest in a sequel to My Bloody Valentine 3D.

According to Lussier, the studio, while surprised by the slasher film’s b.o. success, doesn’t want to develop a follow-up and would prefer to leave the film as a one-shot.

Again, I must send out my plea to Hollyweird – turn the 3D element into a franchise by grabbing another retro slasher and reboot it in three-dimensions. Can’t you just picture the glory of HUMONGOUS 3D?

Source: Shock Till You Drop

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Proto-Slashers #5: Homicidal (1961)

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Proto-Slashers: Looking at the flicks that paved the way for Halloween and the heyday of slasher movies.

Homicidal (1961)

I love William Castle movies… The Tingler, The House on Haunted Hill, Mr. Sardonicus, Macabre, I Saw What You Did, 13 Ghosts, The Night Walker, Straight-Jacket. I mean, what’s not to love? Castle made movies that attempted to give the horror audiences of the 50’s and 60’s what they wanted – fast paced fear flicks that genuinely tried to generate some thrills. Sure he had to resort to gimmicks sometimes, but that’s part of the fun. Whether is was wiring seats to gives movie goers a mild shock, or releasing a fake skeleton on a wire overhead, Castle went all out to deliver the goods.

After Hitchcock had a major hit with Psycho in 1960, Castle responded the following year by producing and directing Homicidal. To help lure audiences, Castle created the Fright Break and Coward’s Corner. Just before the film’s twist ending was revealed, a clock appeared on the screen accompanied by a voice over informing viewers that they had 45 seconds to leave the auditorium if they were too frightened to see what was coming next. Those who left would receive a full refund, but there was a catch. Walkouts would have to sit in Coward’s Corner, a booth in the theatre’s lobby. They would have to remain there until the movie was over and everyone else who was brave enough to see how Homicidal ended had walked past, undoubtedly jeering. But nah, I can’t imagine anyone opting for that humiliation.

Homicidal tells the story of a mysterious woman (Jean Arless) who checks into a hotel and offers the bellboy a large sum of money to marry her. He agrees, and after a murder occurs, we find out that the Mysterious Ms. lives in the small California community of Solvang where she cares for her husband’s wheelchair-bound former governess (Eugenie Leontovich). Why she does this, I dunno. Enter Arless’ husband, his sister (Patricia Breslin) and her boyfriend (Glenn Corbett), and the stage is set for a murder party straight out of the Psycho handbook. Just why all these murders take place is reveled in a convoluted twist ending that most audiences will have guessed long before the film’s end.

On my first viewing of Homicidal at a film festival a few years ago, I fell victim to a laughing fit as the film’s surprise became immediately apparent upon its introduction. It was a “Is everybody seeing this?” kind of moment. As it turns out, most people in attendance were indeed seeing the same thing I was, judging by the amount of knowing laughter spreading throughout the theatre. I can’t speak for everyone else at that screening, but I can tell you that I wasn’t laughing “at” Homicidal, but I was laughing at it’s audacity. I’ve always appreciated Castle’s willingness to put any and every over the top element he could think of up there on the screen in the name of entertainment. That’s something that some of the more outrageous slasher films would eagerly adhere to twenty years later, and it’s a reflection of Castle’s genuine showmanship. Castle’s horror movies always had a keen sense of entertainment delivered through their “stop at nothing” attitude that never truly looked down at their audiences. Instead, Castle’s flicks respected their audiences’ desire to have a good time and a few scares at the movies. Recently, I watched Homicidal again with a couple of pretty savvy movie viewers, and I was stunned when they didn’t catch on to the film’s twist until the end of the movie. It was good to know, however, that the movie could still work on the unsuspecting.

Homicidal is a fun viewing experience and a tiny step forward on the road from Psycho to Halloween. Its campy aspects are part of its charm. Even guessing the film’s twist shouldn’t stop you from enjoying the out of control plot and the film’s set pieces. A couple of the murders in particular come as a surprise even today. Following Psycho’s lead, one slash-a-thon especially comes out of the blue and features more black & white blood than expected, and another, using a trick Castle would repeat in Straight-Jacket, entails a body part being removed in silhouette.

Incredibly, Homicidal managed to end up on Time Magazine’s Best Films of the Year List, an honour the magazine had denied Hitchcock’s film a year earlier. So why not do like Time, and pay an over-the-top tribute to this proto-slasher yourself? Get your hands on the DVD, have some friends over, and recreate Coward’s Corner in your living room. Isn’t it time you had a Fright Break?




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HE CAME HOME pt.7 – Halloween H20 (1998)

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Director: Steve Miner
Writers: Robert Zappia, Matt Greenberg, Kevin Williamson
Starring: Jamie Lee Curtis, Adam Arkin, John Hartnett, Michelle Williams
Rating: R (USA), 18 (UK), M (Australia) Continue reading

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HE CAME HOME pt.6 – Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)

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Director: Joe Chappelle
Writer: Daniel Farrands
Starring: Donald Pleasence, Paul Rudd, Marianne Hagan, Mitchell Ryan
Rating: R (USA), 18 (UK), MA (Australia) Continue reading

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HE CAME HOME pt.5 – Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)

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Director: Dominique Othenin-Girard
Writers: Michael Jacobs, Dominique Othenin-Girard, Shem Bitterman
Starring: Donald Pleasence, Danielle Harris, Wendy Kaplan, Ellie Cornell
Rating: R (USA), 18 (UK), R (Australia) Continue reading

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Exclusive Interview With Cult Filmmaker JIM WYNORSKI

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What kind of movies did you enjoy as you were growing up and which do you feel helped shape you as a filmmaker later in life? Continue reading

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Incubus: The Novel

incubusFans of the movie The Incubus, a demon flick filmed like a slasher movie, will be surprised if they read Ray Russell’s original novel. The book is obviously influenced by H.P. Lovecraft’s Cthulhu mythos with a bit of Blatty’s The Exorcist and a dash of Penthouse Letters thrown in to spice things up. My love for the 1982 film version (which you can read my review for right . . . wait a minute. What the hell happened to all of the reviews?) drove me to seek out Russell’s novel. I wanted to know what happened to John Cassavetes’ character after the stunning ending and a little more explanation as to the Incubus’ origin. What I discovered is the novel is a completely different creature when compared to the film.

The major plot is the same. Women in the sleepy little town of Galen are being attacked and raped by an Incubus trying to extend the bloodline a few more generations. Julian Trask, a character never mentioned in the film, comes to town armed with Artes Perditae, an ancient book concerning the “Dawn Gods” and their unholy offspring. The book is made from the flesh skinned from witches and plays a pretty significant part in the story. Doc Jenkins, when he isn’t performing autopsies on victims, spends most of his time getting drunk with Trask and writing witty pieces for the Galen newspaper. The Incubus has superhuman strength, skin thick enough to stop bullets, and the ability to control the four major elements.

Russell’s writing is a bit disjointed. The second chapter starts off with a nameless narrator explaining life in Galen. This writing style is dropped half way through the chapter and is never used again. The attack scenes are brutal, disturbing pieces yet Russell turns them humorous during the closing chapters. The Incubus goes on a rampage but is held at bay when the entire female population is armed with guns. Those ladies blast lamps and bushes all to hell but they never quite seem to hit the monster. The action and suspense stops dead whenever Trask and the Doc start drinking or the Doc feels philosophical. The reader has to wade through page upon page of drunk logic from the Doc and psudo-science mumbo-jumbo from Trask.

There are two things in Incubus that will interest slasher fans. First, the Incubus is referred to as The Shape whenever it’s lurking in the bushes or hiding in a tree. Second, the description of the Incubus when it is finally revealed reminded me of the ending of Sleepaway Camp. Now, I’m not suggesting John Carpenter and Robert Hiltzik drew inspiration from this novel. But it’s hard not to think about Michael Myers and Angela Baker when reading these sections.

Incubus has plenty of suspense, shocks, and sleaze but the story is dragged down by two very dull main characters. The town folk of Galen are much more interesting and have more fun in their daily lives. Knowing the Incubus’ true identity does weaken the twist ending but it adds to the suspense in other areas. Trask might think placing the women of Galen in dorms for their protection is a good idea, but fans of the movie know it’s a bad idea doomed to end in misery and blood.

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The Eyes Of Laura Mars In Development

lauramarsThe thing about reduxing THE EYES OF LAURA MARS is, in the interim since, the concept of a female that has psychic visions of a serial killer taking out his prey has been done to, pardon, death throughout 90’s made-for-cable thrillers, so this would need a new twist to bring something fresh to the original story. That or… a really hot chick in the Laura Mars role.

Chris Fisher, director of the upcoming sequel S. Darko, told audiences at Fangoria’s Weekend of Horrors that he’s remaking the Carpenter-written 1978 film The Eyes of Laura Mars. A first draft is complete and shooting is expected to begin this fall.

On the casting front, Fisher said he would love to cast Darko co-star Briana Evigan as Mars. As long as she was willing to do nudity.

Directed by Irvin Kershner, the original film starred Faye Dunaway as a photographer who can see what a killer sees when he commits acts of murder.

Now BLACK MOON RISING – there’s a Carpenter-penned film I’d salivate to see done over. A hi-tech car that can jump buildings is a concept I can’t get enough of.

Source: Shock Till You Drop

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HE CAME HOME pt.4 – Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)

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Director: Dwight H. Little
Writer: Alan B. McElroy
Starring: Donald Pleasence, Ellie Cornell, Danielle Harris, George P. Wilbur
Rating: R (USA), 18 (UK), M (Australia) Continue reading

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HE CAME HOME pt.3 – Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982)

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Director: Tommy Lee Wallace
Writers: Tommy Lee Wallace, Nigel Kneale
Starring: Tom Atkins, Stacey Nelkin, Dan O’Herlihy, Michael Currie
Rating: R (USA), 15 (UK), M (Australia) Continue reading

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