Slashertherapy!

Feeling blue? Seeing red? Hate colour metaphors? Don’t despair… slasher movies can help! Psychologists have long recognized the healing power of feel-good movies in treating all kinds of mental woes, from bouts of minor depression to fits of cheerleader-murdering rage, so just imagine the effect a good slasher movie can have. Cinematically speaking, the humble hack-’em-up makes a perfect pick-me-up for anyone feeling a little… strange. So don’t self-mutilate, self-medicate with the Retro Slashers guide to slasher movie therapy…

I Hate Myself and I (Don’t) Want to Die! Bad Hair Day Slashers

Even the most style-savvy and sophisticated of us can wake up after a rough night looking like the killer in Humongous. But don’t feel like you have to hide behind a hockey mask for the rest of the day; simply slip on the DVD of Just Before Dawn and watch how tomboyish heroine Constance transforms herself from final girl to cover girl in the space of a few kills. All it takes is a little nail-polish and a few hair-styling tips and she’s ready to kill… With her looks, that is!

Other top makeover slashers: Resourceful Ginny transforms herself into a dowdy, middle-aged Mrs Voorhies using just an old sweater in Friday the 13th Part 2, confusing psycho-son Jason just enough to spare her life in the process. But if it’s an extreme makeover you’re after, you can’t beat Sleepaway Camp, whose heroine Angela pulls off a particularly daring summer look – at least until it unravels (literally) at the end.

It’s Braining Men! PMS Slashers

In the immortal words of Lynda Day George in Pieces, “Bastard! BASTARD! BAAAASTAARD!!” or, to put it another way, sometimes life just seems designed to piss you off – and it’s probably all some guy’s fault. If you’re feeling mad as hell and you’re not going to take it anymore, fight back with a classic PMS slasher like Terror Train or Slaughter High, wherein sexually-confused geeks jam sharp objects into everyone who’s ever pissed them off (and/or seriously disfigured them). For even greater collateral damage, try Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2, in which Santa-hating psycho Ricky rampages down a suburban street shooting everyone in sight with demented cries of “Garbage Day!”… We guarantee you’ll feel better.

Teeth still grinding? Backwoods slasher The Final Terror includes handy tips for making all manner of man-maiming booby-traps, perfect for home and office use.

Nobody Loves Me: Pity Party Slashers

It’s your party and you’ll cry if you want to, especially if someone eats the last Pringle! Whether you’ve been wronged in the past or fear for the future, there’s always a place for you at the slasher movie pity party – just pull up a chair between Cropsy here, whose personal grudge concerns the small matter of a boiled face in The Burning, and Ray, whose severe depression after being jilted at the altar turned him into the ultimate wedding slasher in He Knows You’re Alone. Don’t get too comfortable, however; there’s always room for a few more corpses at the table and, if you want to see a real pity party in action, we suggest Happy Birthday to Me, wherein sole-survivor Ginny warbles the titular tear-jerking song surrounded by the bodies of almost everyone she knows. Pass the Prozac, please!

Bring on the pain: More whinging and whining leads to slicing and dicing in Graduation Day, Tenebrae, Pranks, Fatal Games, Hide and Go Shriek and The Funhouse. Among others.

This Job’ll Be the Death of Me! Working Girl Blues Slashers

You work hard for the money, honey, so it’s not fair when someone comes along and makes mincemeat of your efforts. And your colleagues. Unwind after a long day with a glass of wine and a couple of slashers featuring women whose high-powered jobs lead to high-tension tussles with highly psychotic killers. There’s The Fan, in which Broadway star Lauren Bacall squares off against an obsessed stalker; Visiting Hours, where feminist activist Deborah duels to the death in a big-city hospital; and a glut of anchorwomen in peril best represented by Eyes of a Stranger, The Unseen and The Seduction. Of course, you don’t have to be earning millions to attract the attentions of a murderous maniac: take Halloween’s Laurie, for example, whose only mistake was to accept a simple babysitting gig on the spookiest night of the year…

Still trying to land that killer job? Study hard with the collegiate casts of Final Exam, Evil Laugh, The Mutilator and Night School and it won’t be long before you’re shoulder-to-shoulder with the working stiffs yourself.

He Ain’t Heavy (So Carry the Body): Sibling Rivalry Slashers

Oh brother! If it ain’t your sister stealing your best neon-pink sweater, it’s your evil twin stabbing several of your BFFs – to death! Time to take a leaf from The Texas Chain Saw Massacre and play just as dirty yourself, because if you can’t show the rest of the family you can be as ruthless as them, you’ll just get lost in the shuffle. For sisterly woes, try Madhouse, The Initiation or Sisters, all of which are brimming with advice on measuring up against an overbearing family bitch. When brothers attack, watch Halloween II or Prom Night and thank your lucky stars that, even though your little brother may be fatally annoying, at least he’s not coming after you with a butcher knife… for now!

Not now, Mother! If it’s maternal mayhem causing your family friction, try a good mom-from-hell slasher like Psycho, Mother’s Day or Friday the 13th. Your own mother will seem positively mild in comparison.

Panty Raid! Girls’ Night Slashers

Sick of scented candles, Sandra Bullock and sugary endings? Purge the urge to splurge on another dull romantic comedy by treating the girls to a night of slasher movie mayhem instead. All you need is a TV, the DVD of Slumber Party Massacre, a couple of pizzas (toppings made from body parts optional) and a pile of cushions in case the need for a pillow fight arises (which it naturally will). Sorority House Massacre II will give you tips on how best to work your Ouija board – not to mention skimpy nightwear – or, if you’re feeling particularly adventurous, throw caution to the wind and hold a scavenger hunt à la Girls Nite Out.

She’s a killer queen: Getting a gaggle of girls together doesn’t always guarantee a harmonious night, unfortunately. If things do go pear-shaped, a good bitchfest slasher like Curtains or April Fool’s Day should distract the mean girls enough for you to sneak the underdogs to safety. If you want to bitch back, model yourself on Barbara (played by the incomparable Margot Kidder) in Black Christmas or the cane-wielding Mrs Slater in The House on Sorority Row. Good luck!

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More Slashers on Disc

More slasher and proto-slasher discs are on their way.
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October 13: The Stepfather

This terrific 1987 slasher has been M.I.A. on DVD for far too long. Lost’s Terry O’Quinn stars as a family man who, when disappointed by his family, simply kills them, changes his identity, and moves on to a new family until they, inevitably, disappoint him too. A Shout! Factory release, the Stepfather disc features a commentary from director Joseph Ruben, a retrospective documentary, and the original US theatrical trailer. US retail: $19.99

October 13: The William Castle Collection

Once they’ve gone OOP, some discs of William Castle’s fun flicks are notoriously hard (i.e. expensive) to get a hold of. Sony Pictures rectifies this to some degree (it packs a mighty price tag) with the release of The William Castle Collection, including Homicidal (see Proto-Slashers review on this site) and Straight-Jacket, starring Joan Crawford as an axe-murderess who is released after years in an asylum. The set also includes 13 Frightened Girls, 13 Ghosts, Mr. Sardonicus, the remake of James Whale’s classic The Old Dark House, The Tingler, and Zotz. The collection features a ton of extras, but missing from the set are I Saw What You Did (again, check out Proto-Slashers here for deets), Macabre, House on Haunted Hill, and Night Walker. Cover art unavailable at this time. US retail: $80.95

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November 24: The House on Sorority Row (25th Anniversary Edition)

A terrific slasher flick in the classic mold, 1983’s The House on Sorority Row is a must-have for any slasher fan. After a prank goes awry, someone starts killing the sorority sisters of Theta Pi. Full of memorable characters, smart directorial choices, set pieces, and suspense, HOSR was originally released by Elite Entertainment on DVD in 2000 and again in 2003. The OOP dics are currently selling online around the $50 mark. Liberation Entertainment make this more assessable to slasher fans with a space in their DVD collections for a bloody sorority house. Special Feature details to come. US Retail: $19.95

DVD releases of slasher classics — pristine, uncut, and in their original aspect ratios — are certainly the best thing to come out of the glut of lame slasher movie remakes. Despite the limp PG-13 reincarnations, renewed interest in the originals has created a boon for slasher fans. Sit back, tense up, and enjoy!

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Interview With Mother’s Day Actress Nancy Hendrickson

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By “SkaryMoviez”: Every once in a while, a retro slasher arrives to little or no fanfare, only to be recognized years later, thus attaining what we like to call cult status. Charles Kaufman’s 1980 classic Mother’s Day arrived into theaters only to be looked down upon by fans of the then more popular Friday The 13th, which was coincidentally shot across the same lake used in Mother’s Day.

With the advent of VCR‘s and the VHS boom in the mid 80‘s, Mother’s Day soon crept into the homes of unfamiliar watchers who were exposed, among other things, to violent rape, torture, and ultimately a much well deserving revenge twist that was sure to satisfy the hungriest of gore hounds. More than 30 years later, the movie is just as well known as it was in 1980. It’s known enough to warrant a remake by famed Saw alumni Darren Lynn Bousman who promises that his version will be just as gritty as the original.

I was lucky enough to be in contact with Nancy Hendrickson, who played Abbey, and was able to get all the details of what went on during production. Read on to find out everything you’ve wanted to know about Mother’s Day!

How did you get started in the business?

“I always wanted to be an actress. I started taking “drama” class as an elective in junior high, continued on through high school and then auditioned for Carnegie-Mellon University’s Drama Dept. – the top undergrad acting program at that time. I didn’t get selected after my first audition so I went to a local college, took acting classes, did a few more plays and got into CMU two years later. After I got my BFA I went to New York and started auditioning for plays. Almost as soon as I arrived there I met my first husband, Dan Loewenthal (editor of Mother’s Day). I got a day job as a script supervisor/PA on a low-budget film and he was the 1st assistant cameraman.”

How did you find out about Mother’s Day?

“Dan and I were married at that time with a four-year-old son. I was working in plays and he had settled on editing as a profession. He did an early film for Charles Kaufman (director of Mother’s Day and brother of its producer, Lloyd Kaufman). Charles asked him to edit Mother’s Day so that’s how I found out about it.”

Did you audition for anyone else, or did you specifically read for the part of Abbey?

“I don’t think I auditioned when they were originally casting. Charles had cast all three parts with other actresses but one dropped out after the first week of rehearsal. They had one week of rehearsal left before the start of filming and Charles needed a replacement fast so he offered me the part outright.”

What were the other cast members like on set when the cameras weren’t rolling? Did anyone stay in character the entire time?

“No. No one stayed in character. However, Deborah, Barbara and I did almost everything together so that helped to build convincing relationships. The atmosphere behind the scenes was really very different from what you see on film, though. The five of us younger actors (the three girls and Mother’s two boys) all became good friends and hung out together. We lived in cabins in an old Boy Scout camp and ate our meals in a dining hall. Barbara, the real name of the actresses who played Trina) and Deborah (who played Jackie) and I shared
a cabin and I believe the two guys shared one with each other.”

On the commentary for the dvd, it was mentioned that there was a relationship budding on the set between 2 of the actors and that Charles Kaufman had asked that it be put on hold to keep everyone in character. Do you have any insight on this?

“That would have been Barbara (Trina) and Holden (Ike). I don’t remember it getting put on hold. Maybe it just went underground. I know it lasted awhile after filming ended because I kept in touch with Barbara for quite awhile. In fact we went to Los Angeles together when the film opened there to try to take advantage of the film’s release to advance our film careers. The two main actors from “Don’t Go in the House,” another horror film of the same period, were out here doing the same thing so we hung out with them and traded career tips. One of them, Dan Grimaldi, resurfaced recently as Patsy Parisi on The Sopranos.”

Also, Charles mentioned that before shooting a scene, Billy Ray Mcquade was so hungover from partying the night before that he vomited on Rose Ross. Were you there for that as well?

“I’d forgotten that but, now that you mention it, I do remember his throwing up one day. Michael (aka Billy) was a real method actor who would get so into his role he’d get carried away. When he tied me to the exercise equipment, he was pretty rough and he actually dropped me on the kitchen floor in one scene and I hit my head pretty hard but he was really a sweetheart. He was always terribly concerned that he’d hurt me and apologetic after the camera stopped rolling and he broke character. Michael went on to do quite a bit of work as an actor. Can’t remember everything I’ve seen him in but I know one film he did was “L.A. Confidential.”

Btw, Rose Ross was actually Beatrice Pons who played the cook’s wife on the 50’s TV series, “Sgt. Bilko”, starring Phil Silvers. She was also a regular Officer Toody’s wife) on the 1960’s show “Car 54, Where Are You?” Since she’s passed away now and the statute of limitations is up, I think her true identity can be revealed without getting her in any trouble with the Screen Actors Guild.”

It was also mentioned that prior to filming, someone had died in the house. Were you aware of this?

“I remember hearing that. I didn’t know if it was a rumor concocted to help us get into character or actually true but I really didn’t want to know. It was a pretty creepy place, with or without a death, thanks to production designer Susan Kaufman (Charles and Lloyd’s sister). She went on to have a big career as did Ellen Lutter who was the costume designer/wardrobe mistress/sometimes boom operator on Mother’s Day.”

Speaking of the sets, What was it like spending most of the movie in the woods and in a dirty old house? Any stories?

“Well, as I mentioned already, the house really was creepy so we got out of it the minute Charles called “Cut!” No one stayed on the set for meals or breaks. There was a make-up trailer outside the house where we could hang out between takes. The woods wasn’t scary at all. There were big lights all over during the night scenes and lots of crew members. And the Boy Scout camp was primitive but pleasant enough.

I think the scariest thing might have been the food they served us. There was a cook who worked full time in the dining hall making our meals and she did the best she could I guess but a lot of the food was procured for free in trade for screen credit.”

Some fans would really like to know what was used as the bear poop that Trina (Tiana Pierce) stepped in. Any clue?

“No. I can’t remember. It looks pretty gross and realistic, doesn’t it? We had a special effects person though who made the Drano I killed Ike with out of pop rocks and rigged the TV set that I hit him over the head with. I’m sure he made it and made several back-ups too because you never get anything on film in just one take.”

There were a lot of physical stunts in the movie. Did you do your own or did you have a stunt double?

“I did my own stunts and had the bruises to prove it. The only exception being that the bodies inside the sleeping bags were not us, except during the campfire scenes when you first see us being stuffed into them.”

What was the most difficult scene for you to shoot?

“The night time campfire scene because we shot it in New Jersey at the end of September which means it was 40 degrees and I wasn’t wearing much so I was freezing the whole time. Carrying Jackie around in the sleeping bag was a close second. She lost fifteen pounds right after the shoot. Wish she’d done it BEFORE. 😉 ”

The most memorable scene was the one where I lowered Trina out the window inside a sleeping bag – or it appears as though I did. I actually just had my hands on a rope that was being held taut at the other end. The scenes of the bag were done separately with two guys holding a sleeping bag with Meta, the script supervisor, inside. I can remember the crew applauding after my takes were done and that was really surprising and gratifying.

The make-up/special effects people did such a good job on my hands, that people who’d seen the film kept wanting to look at them afterwards to see if they had scars or whether they’d healed. Then a still photo of me with my bleeding hands holding the rope was blown up to life-size and displayed on the sidewalk outside some of the theaters where the film was playing. A shot from that scene also made it into Fangoria magazine so it would be very hard to forget.”

Was there anything in the script that didn’t get shot? Was there anything that was shot that didn’t make it to the final cut?

“Not that I can recall.”

Queenie’s back story was briefly touched upon in the movie. Was there supposed to be more to this story that perhaps set itself up for a sequel?

“No one ever really said so but of course, as actors, we hoped that ending would be the jumping off point for a sequel.”

Were you aware that a then unknown movie called “Friday The 13th” was being shot across the lake? If so, did you or anyone else go over to the set and visit?

“Yes, we were aware of it and no, we didn’t go to visit. When you’re shooting there’s no time for anything else. You work 12 hour days, then you try unwind a bit and sleep. On Sundays, our one day off, we would drive back to NYC to spend some time with our families.

There was a small local bar in the area where we used to go sometimes after the shooting day ended. Patrons autographed the ceiling tiles there so of course cast members from Mother’s Day did too. Apparently the Friday the 13th cast also visited the bar because they also signed the ceiling tiles but we never happened to be there on the same nights and never met them. I was aware that Betsy Palmer was in the film and that was a big deal as her name had been a household word when I was growing up. Because of those two productions that little stretch of northern New Jersey became known, for awhile, as the “Hollywood of Horror.”

Friday the 13th was picked up by Paramount and released months before Mother’s Day and it gave us all high hopes for our own film. That was the first time it really occurred to me that Mother’s Day might actually play in real theaters – not just drive-ins. Interestingly, my ex, who cut Mother’s Day ended up cutting Friday the 13th Part V and the character of the young boy in that film was modeled after our son.”

tromamothersdayMother’s Day is known for its excessive violence and rape which caused it to be banned or severely trimmed in other countries. Did you think that it would have a negative impact upon its initial release? More importantly, did you ever think that it would have such a cult following, even 30 years later?

“Thirty years?! Yikes! That makes me thirty years older. I have to say that I never worried too much about the release because very few horror films had crossed over into mainstream theaters at the time we started filming – probably only Halloween and The Hills have Eyes. I did the film thinking it would be good practice in film acting and that no one would ever see it. When I was approached to attend Eli Roth’s screening last year, I was absolutely flabbergasted to learn that the film still had so many fans.

It’s true the tone was pretty dark compared to other horror films. I really think that darkness (along with the dark comedy aspect) is why it was never a franchise like Friday the 13th but also probably accounts for the fact that it has developed a cult following. I tried to dissuade Charles from some of the more tasteless scenes – in particular, stuffing Addley’s mouth with sanitary pads – but he really wanted that edginess. I’m not sure how many people know that Mother’s Day was an early effort of writer Warren Leight who went on to win a Tony Award for his Broadway play “Side Man” and who became president of The Writers Guild of America East.”

The ending pretty much left it opened to the viewers to determine the fate of Abbey and Trina. What would you have happen if the scene didn’t end with a shot of Queenie jumping out from the bushes? Would you reprise your role as Abbey had there been a sequel?

“I liked the open-ended ending because of the fact that it seemed to be setting up a sequel but I wondered if it was dissatisfying to the audience not having the plot resolved. Yes, I definitely would have reprised Abbey.”

Were you asked to participate at all for Troma’s DVD release? If not, would you have?

“No, I wasn’t asked. I doubt they knew where to find me by that time. Certainly, I would have. The night the film opened in 1980, my husband Dan and I and Charles Kaufman and his girlfriend at that time took cabs from movie house to movie house in NYC (it opened in 70 theaters at once in the NY area) and we spent a little time at each watching it on the big screens and watching the audience’s reactions. I was asked to do an interview for the TV show 20-20 that was doing a segment on horror films shortly thereafter but I had booked a commercial for the day of the interviews so Deborah Luce took my place.

A little over a year ago, after Quentin Tarantino bought the New Beverly Theater in LA, Eli Roth hosted a horror festival there and borrowed the last 35mm print of Mother’s Day from Lloyd Kaufman. Charles Kaufman, who now owns and operates a bakery in San Diego, Rex Piano (a PA on Mother’s Day who now directs Lifetime movies) and I were on hand to introduce the film and do a Q&A afterward.”

Sadly, Frederick Coffin/Holden McGuire passed away in 2003 due to complications with lung cancer. Were you aware of this? And do you still keep in contact with anyone from the movie?

“No, I wasn’t aware of that and I’m very sad to hear of it. Unfortunately, I lost touch with most people associated with the movie in 1985 when I moved to California. I was in touch with Warren, the screenwriter, briefly, a couple of years ago when he had a play opening out here and I just saw Charles and Rex for the first time in decades at the New Beverly.”

A lot of fans were surprised when it was announced that Darren Lynn Bousman was going to be remaking Mother’s Day. How do you feel about remakes in general? More importantly, what are your thoughts regarding them remaking Mother’s Day?

“First of all, I heard it was Brett Ratner. Maybe they’re both involved? In general, I’m not a fan of remakes because usually people choose to remake movies that were really successful and would be hard to do any better than they were originally. Consequently, the remakes are almost always a disappointment.

My only reaction to the news of a Mother’s Day remake, however, is to be intrigued and curious. I wish the filmmakers and actors well. I’ve heard it’s not going to be just a straight remake but will have a whole new slant which I think is good. I also think it might revive some interest in the original. I’d love to do a cameo in it.”

Not only are you an actress, but you also write, produce and direct. What projects do you have lined up?

“I am just finishing up a rewrite on a comedy which I have high hopes for and producers waiting to read. I also have several features I’ve written being shopped by producers so there are various irons in the fire. Although I still like to act when asked, I no longer pursue acting work. My main profession is writing now. I started in 1991, writing star-driven promo spots for The Disney Channel. Since then I’ve won some screenwriting awards, had scripts optioned and was a regular writer for Creative Screenwriting magazine for many years as well as a sometime contributor to MovieMaker magazine. I’ve written, produced and directed three short films and currently teach screenwriting, directing and general filmmaking at The Los Angeles Film School.”

Any last words for fans of Mother’s Day?

“Yes. I’d like to let you all know how very appreciative I am that you remember that performance all these years later and for your interest and support. Andy Warhol said everyone gets fifteen minutes of fame but, thanks to your generosity and to new generations of Mother’s Day fans, I’ve had way more than my fair share.”

Thank you so much for doing this. I speak for the fans when I say that we truly appreciate hearing from you. Good luck!

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Meat is Murder: Cannibalism in Slasher Films

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That old cut up Ed Gein usually gets all of the credit (or blame) for inspiring the cannibal slasher sub-genre. I’ve uncovered three lesser known tales of cannibalism that may have influenced the genre during the 1970s and 1980s.

1. The Legend of Sawney Bean: For over 20 years Sawney Bean and is inbred clan turned the coast of Scotland into their family hunting grounds. Over 1,000 people were murdered and eaten by the cannibalistic clan before King James I and an army of 400 well armed soldiers tracked them down. Upon entering Bean’s cave, the men discovered piles of human bones and pickled human flesh. Retribution was harsh and swift. The men of the clan had their arms, legs, and genitals chopped off and bled to death. The women and children of the clan were forced to watch the men’s punishment before all being burned alive at the stake.

The legend of Sawney Bean can be found in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre series, The Hills Have Eyes, Cannibal Campout, and Lunchmeat. All of these films deal with civilized people becoming lunch for savage, inbred families who are regressing down the evolutionary ladder. Leatherface-The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III captures Sawney’s spirit the best. The whole family, even the little girl, is shown partaking in the family tradition of hunting and killing humans for food. Even more disturbing, the clan in Leatherface is reproducing. As one member states, Leatherface might not be a handsome man but he makes beautiful babies.

2. The Accidental Cannibals: This urban legends centers around an Eastern European family and the package they receive from a relative living in the states. Inside the package the family discover a beautiful ornate jar containing a mysterious powder. The women in the family decide the powder is an exotic spice from America and begin adding the spice to the soups, puddings, and everything else served during the evening meals. A few weeks later, after all of the spice has been consumed, the family gets a shocking letter from the States. A relative writes to inform the family poor old granny died in America several months ago and her dying wish was to have her ashes spread across the mountains of her homeland. The letter concludes with a description of the urn containing granny’s ashes. It’s a beautiful ornate jar.

Slashers using the theme of The Accidental Cannibals include Microwave Massacre, Motel Hell, Offerings, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. The joke is the folks in these films don’t know the secret ingredient in the wonderful food they’re consuming (Cook’s Bar-B-Q, Farmer Vincent’s Fritters) is human flesh. The viewer is usually let in on the joke early on while the hapless characters munch away until the big reveal at the conclusion of the film. We know there is a little extra meat on that meat lover’s pizza in Offerings and dead hookers in the lunch boxes on Microwave Massacre.

3. Survive: On October 13, 1972 Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571 crashed in the Andes Mountains. The rugby players who survived the crash stayed alive for 72 days in that frozen hell by eating the dead passengers. When the survivors were finally rescued and their dietary habits were uncovered, it created a world wide media storm. Sensational books (Alive) and films (Survive!) were rushed into production to cash in on the story.

The three best examples of “survive at any cost” slashers are My Bloody Valentine, Humongous, and Anthropophagus (aka The Grim Reaper). Harry Warden might not be thought of as a cannibal but the restored footage in the special edition dvd clearly shows Harry chewing on a handsandwich provided by a dead co-worker. One wonders if Harry nibbled on those hearts before stuffing them in candy boxes. The killer in Humongous is never shown consuming human flesh but he’s keeping those bodies on meat hooks for a reason. With no other food source available on Dog Island the killer has to add stranded boaters to the menu if he wants to stay alive. Anthropophagus is the story of a man who eats his wife and son to stay alive while lost at sea. Unfortunately for the other characters in the film, the man becomes addicted to consuming human flesh. The visual highlights in Joe D’Amato’s cannibal classic include star/script writer George Eastman ripping out a mother’s fetus for a quick snack and chewing his own intestines after they’ve been ripped out by a well placed pick-axe.

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SOV Summer: Boardinghouse (1982) Review

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*Note: I wrote this review before Code Red’s release of this incredible film.

For those of you unaware of who exactly to blame for the shot-on-video sub-genre, look no further than director David Wintergate who made the first SOV flick, Boardinghouse. It would be easy enough to attack the poor Mr. Wintergate for creating such an ill-conceived movement, but I’ll be damned, Boardinghouse is good stuff.

vlcsnap-2009-08-06-21h50m30s17Of course, you’ll have to forgive its many faults, including the awful opening sequence, which features a very primitive word processor delegating information to the audience regarding the house in question. After a few minutes of obnoxious beeping, I thought I was through with this cheap backyard slasher, but then came the real movie, featuring Wintergate as Jim (looking a lot like Michael Des Barres) practicing the art of telekinesis in his underwear at his office! We soon find out that Jim has put out an ad for tenants, women only no less, to live with him in his large but rather bland house. Being the 80s – which means tons of women with loose morals – the house fills up quicker than a bar on bottomless beer night. In fact, there are so many women, it’s almost impossible to keep track of them all. I ended up calling them “Blonde Floozy” and “Hot Blonde British Girl” just to identify them.

Things are sexy, fun and pretty mild until some sort of unseen force starts slicing its way through the estrogen. Luckily, before each gory scene Wintergate threw in a hallucinogenic warning sign so we can cover our poor, virgin eyes if need be. One of the girls, Victoria (Kalassu… that’s right, simply Kalassu), an up and coming rock star (and the only girl with a discernable personality) also has the touch and during a house party, the couple go toe to toe with the menacing force, which frankly was never that menacing to begin with.

vlcsnap-2009-08-06-22h03m01s87Boardinghouse is a movie that has to be seen to be believed. But be forewarned, you must have the constitution of a true horror hound with a taste for the totally absurd to watch it all the way through. Luckily, I am that person, so this was as good as ice cream on a hot summer day. I don’t think I could exactly pinpoint what was so bewitching about this mess of movie, but I laughed the whole way through and I just simply enjoyed the moxey of Wintergate. Plus Kalassu does show some real presence as an actress and a singer and gives the disgruntled audience one character to hold on to.

Since its original release, Boardinghouse has been relegated to the dusty back shelves of video stores, which is unfortunate, especially in this day and age where we’ve reached a new pinnacle of SOV madness. Few of these newer films can hold a candle to Wintergate’s extremely flawed but effervescent sleaze fest. I hope Wintergate is aware of the lunacy he’s unleashed on genre fans across the globe and I hope he’s smiling.

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Boardinghouse: The Images

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Code Red’s Top Ten Most Anticipated Releases

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Code Red has managed to expose their audiences to a wealth of wonderful trailers, which excite most exploitation fans. This month alone we will see the releases of “Trapped”, “The Weekend Murders”, “Stunt Rock” and “The Strangeness”. And of course slasher fans have been eagerly waiting for the releases of “Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker”, “Nightmares”, and “The Mutilator”. Leaving the aforementioned titles out, this list provides ten more films that seem really exciting and one can only hope that they will be released very soon.

1.) “The Farmer”: (1977) This is one trailer Code Red has shown on a vast majority of their releases. The grainy and grimy picture reminds one of the classic genre of revenge films from the seventies. Gary Conway plays a retired war vet that is pushed over the edge. He wants a chance to start a farm and new life with his wife. When the going gets tough he starts working for a local mob boss and that is the start of a bloody dispute. The film was almost rated X for the depiction of violence. Columbia Pictures ignored this film after its very limited release. Not sure what type of film they thought they had because in the trailer they compare it to “Five Easy Pieces”, and “Taxi Driver”.

2.) “The Visitor”: (1979) This is a curio-piece of trash from the vaults. John Huston, (Director of “The Maltese Falcon”) plays an alien on Earth that must battle a spoiled brat with telekinetic powers. Now, how on Earth did this film manage to get Huston? It is often sad to watch a great director be so careless towards the end of their careers. This film is basically a who’s who of fallen stars; Glenn Ford, Lance Henriksen, Sam Peckinpah, Shelley Winters, and Franco Nero, as Jesus Christ. The trailer did not have any sound but some creepy music was added to it.

3.) “Riot on 42nd Street”: Canceled twice, this is a look back at what Times Square used to look like, which anyone that didn’t live through is curious about. This features an appearance by Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D’s Rick Gianasi and a cameo by Jeff Fahey.

4.) “Mean Johnny Barrows”: (1976) Fred “The Hammer” Williamson stars and directs this film. It is about an ex- G.I that starts work at a gas station and he is discovered by a local mafia boss and gets caught in the cross-fire of two rival families. Roddy McDowall, and Elliot Gould as Professor Theodore Rasputin Waterhouse (What a name.) co-star in this underrated action flick. An interview with Fred Williamson has been recorded for this DVD release.

5.) The Internecine Project: (1974) James Coburn plays a former secret agent promoted to government advisor. He has a past full of dark secrets that he must keep hidden. He sets up a ingenious plan to keep his future safe. Glad to see some of Coburn’s lesser films “hopefully” get the proper DVD treatment. This was co-written by Barry Levinson.

6.) “Power Play”: (1978) This is another trailer that received much exposure from Code Red and was released on home video by Media Home Entertainment. The film takes a provocative look at how a nation can be overthrown by the military. Director Martin Burke has recorded a commentary for the upcoming release. The film is elevated even higher by its A-list cast of Peter O’Toole, and Donald Pleasence.

7.) “Gang Wars”: (1976) Returning to New York from a martial arts competition with an amulet found in a cave a young man unleashes a demon. The demon takes up residence in the subway. The film mixes karate films with the slasher genre and that is enough to excite all exploitation fans.

8.) “Pets”: (1974) “There’s an Animal in Every Woman”. The sexy Candice Rialson, (“The Eiger Sanction”) stars in this hitchhiker film that manages to leave its audience with many provocative shocks. Would make a great double feature with another one of their forthcoming titles, “Teenage Hitch-hikers” (1975).

9.) “Who?”: (1973) This film was released on video as “Robo Man”. Elliot Gould, stars in this mix of mystery and science fiction. An American scientist is severely injured in a car accident in East Germany and the doctors in Germany improve his body by turning him into a cyborg. (This pre-dates the “Six-Million Dollar Man”) When he returns to America the F.B.I believes he is a spy from Germany and that is the catalyst for the action sequences in the picture.

10.) “Cheerleaders’ Wild Weekend”: (1979) This film is directed by Jeff Werner, who directed the Robby Benson vehicle and a personal favorite of mine, “Die Laughing”. It stars two cult film superstars, Jason Williams, (Flesh Gordon himself) and Kristine DeBell, (“Alice in Wonderland”). A school bus full of sexy cheerleaders is hijacked by a group of terrorists. An interview with Kristine DeBell has been included for this release.

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Debbie Rochon In Slime City Massacre

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Enjoy this post, because it’s the last non-directly-slasher-related one you’ll be seeing in a loooong time due to a major refocusing of the site’s content. But I wanted to pimp this video shot on the set of SLIME CITY MASSACRE because 1. Greg Lamberson‘s SLIME CITY (1988) was quintessential 80’s sleaze, sort of a companion to STREET TRASH, 2. my buddy Wil from Horror Yearbook scored a crew monkey gig on it and 3. Debbie Rochon is my favorite scream queen ever, so there! This is Episode #12 of the SLIME CITY SURVIVOR series of videos, and you can catch up with more right here.

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Schizoid (1980) Review

schizoid“Schizoid” feels like a violent slasher made for the Lifetime network.

That isn’t necessarily a bad thing though. That automatically separates it from the pack and creates the illusion you are watching something new, when in fact it is just a melodramatic horror picture that transports you back to that bygone era of Grindhouse fun, minus the sticky floors.

The creepy Klaus Kinski (”The Soldier,” “Crawlspace”) is Dr. Pieter Fales. He is a psychiatrist with an oddball weekly group therapy session.

Would you go to Kinski for counseling?

Didn’t think so – and that alone leaves you to wonder why these people confide in him. Of course that notion is disrupted as the group is methodically being murdered one by one.

The group is filled with many prime suspects including Fales, his insane daughter, the woman he is sleeping with, her jealous ex-husband and a creepy repairman – all of whom have reasons for killing the patients off.

Which one of them is sick enough to carry out these brutal deeds?

The movie comes alive in its depiction of violence, reminding us that this is still a slasher through the long spells of over the top dramatic acting. A scene where a woman is stabbed in the throat with scissors on a waterbed comes off with an unflinching reality.

Kinski has always been great at providing characters that exist in a world of horror, but here he is terribly miscast as the normal person. He is unconvincing when reading the simplest of dramatic dialogue, but that creates a campy aura to the picture.

And, deep down, that is what B-movie aficionados love.

The cute Donna Wilkes (”Angel”) is the doctor’s out of control teenage daughter, Alison. Her performance is solid for this type of picture, even though it doesn’t seem to be an actuate portrait of teenage life.

But, with Kinski for a father, that may be normal.

Dr. Fales is in love with his patient Julie, played by Mariana Hill (“Relentless”) and it is a given to the audience that is never entirely fleshed out. Hill is a decent leading lady that helps to guide the audience through the weird cast of characters.

Her office is being painted by her ex husband, Doug (Craig Wasson, “Body Double”) and he doesn’t approve of her new boyfriend and believes the therapy group is filling her head with lies.

Wasson is an underrated actor who appeared as the lead in Brian DePalma’s 1984 film, “Body Double” and then later appeared in “Nightmare on Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors.” With a promising start in those movies, he never seemed to capitalize on the career he could have had.

His performance in “Schizoid” is yet another strong and sturdy role that showcases his talents.

The cast is then rounded out with a small performance from Christopher Lloyd, (”Taxi,” “Back to the Future”) as Gilbert the strange handyman and as always he does the best job he can do with the material given.

Despite some less than stellar acting, the movie is a delightful reminder of why the ‘80s were the best decade for horror movies. It is equal parts gore, mystery and melodrama. Not only that, but it manages to create an intriguing mystery that will keep you guessing until the killer is revealed.

“Schizoid” is what it is and that is what makes it so great. It doesn’t try to be any more than late night fare for a horror junkie.

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Nightmare USA

exploitationNightmare U.S.A. The Untold Story of the Exploitation Independents” is an invaluable textbook that explores Independent horror films from 1970- 1985.

Written by Stephen Thrower, this is a bible for the midnight movie lovers. Choosing several directors and films that he feels best represent the genre, Thrower’s book is a well-detailed account that not only includes his in-depth analyses of the movies, but also first-hand accounts from the people that made them. It took him several years to perform the research for this book and this is made apparent in his scholarly approach to movies that are often looked down upon.

Thrower breaks the lengthy book into three sections. The first is a detailed essay on the underground horror independents and explains some of the highlights and low points. It even examines pictures (”Forced Entry,” “Hardgore”) that pushed the genres into depraved oddities of violence and sex. Section two consists of several chapters devoted to specific movies, their history and interviews with the directors and or the producers. Section three includes brief reviews and interviews for over 100 films, from “The Alchemist” to “The Witch Who Came from the Sea.”

It is a worthwhile read that leaves no lingering questions about the making of some of these films. The directors of these pictures simply relish in recounting the tales of the production of, for most of them, their only attempt to break into Hollywood. Their tales are relatable to anyone with a dream of making a movie someday and how these hardships never kept them down. It is great that their stories are finally told.

The funny thing is that while reading these accounts, you remember that their basic dream was to make a movie about a raving lunatic in the city or the woods. Sure, first-hand accounts are great, but what about the films in the book? “Nightmare” is the good, bad and ugly account of horror films.

Even if you don’t necessarily agree with Thrower’s review, he makes a well-documented argument as to why the movie is relevant. That is made clear in the first chapter, which details “Don’t Go in the Woods… Alone” and makes it sound so much better than the actual experience of sitting through it. This is especially true when we hear first-hand from James Bryant (”The Executioner Part 2.” There was no “Executioner” part one by the way.) about what it was like to direct the production.

But don’t let that chapter turn you off. The chapters to come will teach you about many great horror films that you may never have heard of including, “The Centerfold Girls,” “Don’t Go in the House,” “Fight for Your Life,” “The Strangeness,” “The Child,” “Schoolgirls in Chains” and “Death Bed: The Bed that Eats.”

Section three even covers some great films including “Boarding House” (Featuring an interview with director John Wintergate) and “Let’s Scare Jessica to Death.” Some other movies chosen for this chapter are considered not worthwhile by Thrower, so their inclusion is puzzling.

Time and time again, studies are done on some of the great and historical films of our time, but Thrower has jumped into waters that no one else has dared to tread and creates a new perspective for movie lovers. The retail price maybe considerably high, as it runs for close to 60 dollars on Amazon.com, but for hardcore movie aficionados, it’s a purchase you won’t not be sorry that you made.

The end of the book has an ad for Volume 2 with a listing of what films he will cover. However, that book has no set release date as of now.

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