Jason vs Leatherface

In 1995, Topps Comics published Jason vs Leatherface, a three issue limited series that brought together two slasher icons for the first time.  The series features gruesome cover art by Simon Bisley, a story by Nancy (Sunglasses After Dark) Collins, and plenty of gory artwork from Jeff Butler.  Each issue concludes with a short article on slasher films or the horror genre written by C. Dean Anderson, Ric Meyers, and Nancy Collins.  The third issue also has a short back-up story, Tales of the Toxic Turtle, created by Michael White.

Jason vs Leatherface sends Jason to Texas in the first issue when Mrs. Voorhees favorite little boy is dredged up from Crystal Lake and hauled off on a freight train.  Jason hasn’t been in Texas long before he runs into the Hitchhiker, the Cook, Grandpa, and Leatherface.  After a short scuffle, Jason is adopted by the Chainsaw family and becomes friends with Leatherface.  The second issue has Jason watching the daily activities of the Chainsaw family and helping out when some of the “meat” tries to escape.  In the third issue, the relationship between Jason and The Family goes south, which results in a nasty battle between the terror icons.

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Code Red To Close Doors in 2011

As per usual, critical information on the Code Red company and release schedule are nowhere to be found on their official blog, instead buried in a multi-year flame war over at Horror DVDs.

“I am ending the company in summer 2011.” stated President Bill Norton while battling detractors.

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Elvira Lives! ***Updated***

This is big news if you grew up watching the Hostess with the Most-est during the 80s.  New episodes of Elvira’s Movie Macabre will debut in syndication during the week of September 25.  The first episode will feature George Romero’s Night of the Living Dead. 

Elvira’s return to television is really a surprise.  The character was on television, hosted Thriller Video tapes, appeared in beer commercials, had two comic book lines, and starred in two films.  Despite all of the success, Elvira vanished from pop culture years ago and Cassandra Peterson seemed to have retired as Elvira back in 2007 after finding a successor.  Now that Peterson has reclaimed Elvira, fans will be able to watch the last great horror host with their children.

The new Movie Macabre will be carried on station KDOC in L.A., WCIU in Chicago, WATL/WXIA in Atalanta, and WBGN in Pittsburg.  It can also be seen on This! Television.  More towns and stations are supposed to be announced before the Sept. 25th, so stay tuned.

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Don’t Go in the Woods . . .The Musical

Vincent (Full Metal Jacket) D’Onofrio has directed a new slasher musical, Don’t Go in the Woods.  D’Onofrio co-wrote the film with Sam Bisbee and Joe Vinciguerra.  Don’t Go in the Woods was filmed in 13 days on a budget of $100,000.  The cast is mostly unknowns except for the great Eric (Special Effects, Talk Radio) Bogosian.

The central plot centers around a rock band retreating to a cabin in the woods to write new songs for an upcoming album.  All thoughts of writing stop when a bunch of groupies show up looking for a party.  During the party, band members and groupies begin to vanish one-by-one after a mad slasher crashes the festivities.  Don’t Go in the Woods sounds like a throw back to the rock slashers of the 80’s, but this one will be a full musical and not just concert footage inserted between kills.

As far as I can tell, Don’t Go in the Woods has yet to find a distributor but it has played in some small film festivals.  A soundtrack will be released when the film gets an official release.  D’Onofrio has taken the film on a tour of pubs and coffee houses in New York City.  Under the name George Geronimo Gerkie, D’Onofrio shows up as a fictional singer, plays some country tunes, and then screens footage from Don’t Go in the Woods for the audience.

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Slasher Movie Assholes… and More!

Everyone loves a good slasher retrospective. That’s why we have a whole category of articles devoted to ’em here at Retro Slashers. Therefore, I feel it’s my duty to direct you to the blog Vegan Voorhees by Chrys Hudson Lee which – if you haven’t already discovered (and, like me, become addicted to) – you’d be wise to check out.

Recently, Chrys (who’s also a writer of slasher-themed novels) has been looking back over those familiar stock slasher-movie background characters we all know and love in a series of witty, nicely-illustrated posts called, well, Stock Background Characters 101. So far, he’s examined “doomed security personnel” and “macho assholes” (such as Glazer from The Burning, above) and I can’t wait to see who he comes up with next.

If there’s a better blog about slasher flicks around at the moment (other than Retro Slashers, of course) I’d like to see it. No, really… let me know!

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Rosso Sangue a.k.a. Anthropophagus II (1981)

A year after Anthropophagus became an international hit, director Joe D’Amato (Aristide Massaccesi) re-teamed with star George Eastman (Luigi Montefiore) for this underrated sequel.  Rosso Sangue was banned by the British government during the Video Nasty Era and suffered from multiple name changes when it was released.  In America, Wizard Video released the film as Monster Hunter with a completely bogus synopsis on the back.  Video renters were promised a tale involving a priest battling witches, mad doctors, and a killer fog.  At various times Rosso Sangue was also released as Absurd, Grim Reaper II,  Spawn of Hell, Terror without Limits, and (best of all) Zombie 6.  In 2009, Rosso Sangue finally received a dvd release through Mya Communication under the title Horrible.  It’s little wonder the follow-up to Anthropophagus is an overlooked slasher considering the numerous name changes and false advertising surrounding its release.

The film opens with Eastman running from a priest (Pieces star Edmund Purdom).  During the chase, Eastman is impaled and gutted on a row of spikes atop a fence.  After recovering at a local hospital, Eastman kills a nurse with a drill through the temple before escaping into the night.  During his rampage across the country side, Eastman butchers a butcher and slaughters future director Michele Soavi.  The tension and suspense really gets cranked up in the second half of the film when Eastman invades a house occupied by a disabled girl, her little brother, a babysitter, and a home health nurse.

Slashers fans with a taste for gore will love Rosso Sangue.  Extreme gore mixed with slow, delibrate brutality makes the kill scenes pretty unnerving.  Besides the drill through the temple, viewers are treated to a head shoved into a meat saw, death by pick-axe, eyes gouged out with a metal compass, decapitation, and scissors to the throat.  In what has to be one of the cruelest scenes ever seen in a slasher, Eastman slowly roasts a victim’s head in an oven.  The victim struggles to escape Eastman’s grasp while  the flesh boils, bubbles, then turns crispy.  It’s a tough scene, folks, made so much worse because it happens to a likable character.

Unfortunately, Rosso Sangue suffers from bad dubbing, ridiculous dialogue, and unanswered questions concerning major plot points.  When asked by a cop to describe a patient, a nurse replies “he’s not my type at all.”  How Eastman became an immortal killer and made it to “America” from Greece is never explained.  The sight of  hulking Eastman running from middle-age, out-of-shape Purdom is laughable, especially when Purdom has to stop every few feet to take very deep breaths.  Other unintended laughs include the operation scene (actors poke pig guts with medical instruments but do little else) and the worst American football party in  history (slurping noodles during “The Big Game” isn’t an American tradition).

With its extreme gore and suspenseful final act, Rosso Sangue is an Italian slasher that should receive more attention from genre fans.  Joe D’Amato and George Eastman made some really terrible horror films together ( The Erotic Nights of the Living Dead and Porno Holocaust) but Rosso Sangue is one of their best efforts.  The Eye-talian dynamic duo later teamed up with Michele Soavi to make slasher classic Stage Fright (a.k.a. Aquarius).  D’Amato produced Eastman’s script while Soavi handled the directing duties.

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Proto-Slashers (Lucky) #13 – “The Centerfold Girls” (1974)

Looking at the flicks that paved the way for Halloween and the heyday of slasher movies.


Andrew (Grizzly; Simon, King of the Witches; Terror Circus) Prine stars as Clement Dunne, a repressed psychopath who stalks and kills women who have posed for a nudie magazine called Bachelor. The film is split into three stories. The first follows a nurse (Jaime Lyn Bauer) who travels to the countryside for a job interview. Having graced the pages of Bachelor Magazine in her spare time, she’s also become one of
Clement’s targets, and he’s followed her to the country. This episode is very Russ Meyer-like with our poor nurse being harassed by almost everyone she comes across including a Manson Family-style group of hippie weirdoes and an unsavory motel owner played by Aldo Ray. Bauer goes through so much trauma here that it’s easy to empathize with her, adding to the suspense of the segment, as does Prine’s performance. As
usual, he gives his all, creating a believable creep with homicidal tendencies… and a straight razor.

Next, Clement trails a model (Jennifer Ashley) to an island where she and a group of other models, photographers and industry types are shooting a layout for the magazine. It’s a very giallo-like segment, with bed hopping and backstabbing taking place in equal doses, and Clement slashing his way through the group with luck and aplomb.


In the final segment, Clement stalks a Flight Attendant/Bachelor model played by the great Tiffany (The Candy Snatchers, Bonnie’s Kids, Kingdom of the Spiders) Bolling. His eye always on his victim, Clement intervenes when Bolling is about to be raped by a couple of sailors. Of course, she then finds herself in an even worse predicament. The last scene in this segment, and of the movie itself, is unforgettable. Set among a recently razed forest (in reality, the trees at this location HAD actually just burned down) the charred stumps and bleak landscape look absolutely surreal, and Bolling’s heartfelt primal shrieks are penetrating.

Directed by John Peyser, The Centerfold Girls is a grimy and grim precursor to 80’s slashers like Maniac and Don’t Answer the Phone; it’s also a prime example of 70’s Grindhouse filmmaking. With its dark take on that 70’s standard, the Battle of the Sexes, an argument can easily be made for this as a feminist horror film; the audience empathizes strongly with the women, while almost all the men here are operating on some predatory level, viewing women as things to be used or destroyed. For my money, The Centerfold Girls is essential Proto-Slasher viewing.

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The Slasher Expeditions Part 1: Check It Out Video

Back in 2002 a friend told me about a little mom & pop video store going out of business in another county.  The phrase “they’ve got horror movies I’ve never seen before” was all I needed to hear to know I had to find the place fast.  I hit the road with some pretty vague directions (turn at the shrubs, if you see the train trestle then you’ve passed it), cash, and a ton of adrenaline brought on by the prospects of finding some rare titles.  There was a hint of danger in the air because the county I was traveling to had a reputation for catching travelers in crooked speed traps.

Check It Out Video was located in the corner of an L shaped strip mall, wedged between a Subway and a dusty antique store.  The horror section was really impressive, especially for a small store, and contained many titles I had never seen before.  Best of all, many of the horror videos proudly displayed “unrated” across their covers.  The hard part was trying to decide which titles to grab and which ones had to wait for another day.

During my first visit to Check It Out, something rather bizarre occurred.   A guy wandered into the store, asked the owner for a ride home, but then backed off when he saw me in the horror aisle.  The owner looked at me, said, “He has a trusting face.”, and took the guy home.  The owner didn’t know me from Adam but left me, a rabid horror fanatic, alone in his store.  That’s when I backed the car up to the door, unloaded the entire horror section into the trunk, and hauled ass out of town, never to be seen again.  No, that’s a lie.  I stayed until the owner got back.  There’s a reason why I have a trusting face.

That summer I made a trip to Check It Out every couple of weeks to grab more videos.  The sun was up when I got there but it was always dark when I left.  The owner recommended a local Chinese restuarant so that got incorporated into the ritual.  Hit the road after work, fill up on Chinese, and then grab as many horror movies as my budget would allow.  Sometimes I took my girlfriend along so she could keep me from going too crazy during my buying spree.  Our first trip together almost ended badly when one of the Chinese waitresses told her “I’m so glad he brought you.  He here all the TIME!”

By the end of  summer, the owner moved away and left his family in charge of closing down the store.  High school football had started by then, which meant the folks in charge closed really early so they could go to the games.  Unfortunately, I never made it back to Check It Out Video and missed out on some titles I wanted to add to my collection.  Still, I was very happy with the titles I did find and enjoyed every trip I took to that little mom & pop.

Some of the Finds: Lunchmeat, Cannibal Campout, Silent Madness, Hell High, The House that Vanished, Satan’s Blade, The Ripper, Nail Gun Massacre, Drive-In Massacre, Mortuary, Sleepaway Camp 2 & 3, Video Violence

The Ones that got Away: Movie House Massacre, several  S.O.V. horror flicks so obscure that I could never find them listed in any video guide.  They looked so cheap with their black & white covers but now I wish I had grabbed them.

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Slasher Nightmares

I rarely have nightmares about slasher films or slasher icons but last night I had a really vivid one involving Michael Myers.  The dream started out pretty innocent.  I was sitting in a classroom and comedian Ron White was the teacher.  For some reason “Time Passages” by Al Stewart kept playing over the intercom system.  Eventually, White made a speech concerning the greatness of the band Bad Company before dismissing the class 30 minutes early.  There was great jubilation as the class strolled out of the school,  laughing at all the poor souls still trapped in boring lectures for the next half-hour.  And then the dream turned really dark and sinister.

Suddenly, I was at a hospital and Michael Myers was slaughtering everyone.  This was a young, fast Myers wearing the original mask.  It was obvious Myers was after someone but I never found out who.  Myers went from room to room killing everyone in his path.  An elderly Dr. Loomis, myself, and several others hid in a brightly lit observation room with the hopes Myers wouldn’t find us.  Of course, he knew where we were.  Instead of busting into our hiding spot, Myers walked into the room across the hall and slaughtered the women an children hiding there.  He wanted us to hear the screams and watch the slaughter of the innocent.  One little girl with a slashed throat hosed down the room’s window with arterial spray.  After the screaming stopped, Michael burst into our room.  Loomis, hero to the end, distracted Myers long enough for me and the others to escape.

Outside the hospital, the nightmare was even worse.  The back of the hospital sat along a cliff overlooking a beautiful beach.  Patients, family members, and staff were jumping from the cliff and from the roof of the hospital.  Somehow Myers’ madness had infected most of the people in the hospital which resulted in mass suicides.  A couple of doctors who leapt from the roof bounced when they hit the concrete steps and rolled like rag dolls.  A hippy chick, her face covered with a serene smile, sat on the curb oblivious to the falling bodies.  She turned her head, examined the remains of a broken No Parking sign, and then shoved her face on to the busted pipe.  The metal dug into her eye and nearly ripped the flesh from her face.  She was still smiling when the pipe pierced her skull.

The dream shifted to morning and I was now hiding in a beach house not far from the hospital.  Most of the other survivors were elderly patients (including the late actor William Hickey)  and a few family members.  Corpses covered the beach.  Those trapped in the surf rolled like driftwood when the waves washed over them.  They bobbed in the water and danced like dead marionettes on invisible strings.  One ancient crone tried to go outside, she thought the bodies in the water were still alive, but her son quickly pulled her away from the doors.  And then I woke up.

Bad nightmares, the kind that leave me shaken and jittery for several hours after I’m awake, usually get written down in a notebook.  Since this one had such a heavy slasher influence, I decided to skip the notebook and preserve it on Retro Slashers.  Over time the dream will fade and be forgotten.  But if I read about it I’ll instantly remember the horrible screams, bones shattering on impact, and the sickening sound of ripping flesh.

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Black Devil Doll From Hell Coming To DVD

We received a special features list from Shawn Lewis regarding the long awaited debut of the err, inspiring curio behind Black Devil Doll – Chester Turner’s Black Devil Doll From Hell which he announced to be coming out on October 26.

-Collector’s edition Lenticular 3D Cover for the first 1000 sold

-Audio commentary by Art (Ultra Violent Magazine) Ettinger and Louis (Massacre Video) Justin!

-Special bonus feature, Chester Turner’s Tales From The Quadead Zone, first time on DVD!

-Liner notes by Greg Goodsell

-Trailers

Pre-orders start Monday Sept 6th 2010.

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