Kane Hodder Talks Hatchet 2 and Frozen

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Former Jason Voorhees Kane Hodder recently spoke about his upcoming projects with director Adam Green Continue reading

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Halloween (1978): The Lost Footage

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Today Fangoria’s Michael Gingold posted an article about the ultimate set of unedited negatives from John Carpenter’s HALLOWEEN (1978) that ended up in the hands of Synapse Films’ Don May Jr in 2006. Unfortunately since 3 years ago, the news has not differed in that there is still no future written in stone for this holy grail footage, but Carpy himself has shown an incredible interest in its ultimate fate. I say ‘incredible’ because it’s rare The Man takes part in anything about his original classic other than documentary retrospectives that cover the same old ground.

I’ve posted this under the DVD category because although there is no distribution outlet for this Lost Footage yet, it bloody well deserves to be on DVD. I’d even go as so far to suggest every inch of film, all those hundreds of hours of film, be transferred to a 10-15 dual-layer DVD set or Blu-Ray to allow film students and editor wannabes to pour through the footage and construct their own cuts of one of the most flawless films ever made. Hey, I can dream. Leave me alone.

The subtext seems to be that nothing has or will come of this due to politics. Don May Jr. runs a competing DVD outfit to Anchor Bay and maybe Malek Akkad prefers not to get caught in the middle. And maybe AB don’t want to get in bed with Synapse, a company that has gotten its mits on several choice genre titles throughout past and present. That’s just total speculation on my part, because I just can’t imagine why Lil’ Akkad wouldn’t jump at the chance to honor his father’s leading production by taking part. And with 3 years having passed since the footage unearthing, it’s unlikely he hasn’t found a moment to jump. Jump being a simple email response, even if glib.

For the incredibly in-depth and exhasutive article on the HALLOWEEN Lost Footage including several mouth-watering screencaps and what you can do to help secure its future, Click Here!

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Inside (2007)

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Somebody wants to claim a pregnant woman’s baby for her own. To make matters worse, the baby is still in his mother’s womb.

We’ve all heard shocking news reports (and a few urban legends) about childless women attempting to steal other women’s unborn babies using car keys and other unimaginable surgical instruments. Apparently so have French filmmakers Alexandre Bustillo and Julien Muary who’ve used this Grand Guignol concept as the basis for their amazing 2007 flick Inside (a.k.a. À l’intérieur). The filmmakers build on this twisted premise to deliver one of the most bloody, over-the-top slasher flicks I’ve ever seen. And that’s a good thing.

Alysson Paradis is Sarah, the expectant mother left all alone on the night when “The Woman” comes calling. Played by the great Beatrice Dalle (Trouble Every Day, Betty Blue), “The Woman” is a slicing, dicing force to be reckoned with. After all, Inside is a slasher film of the first order – The filmmakers have even added a knowing tribute to John Carpenter’s Halloween – and it’s amazing to see how many ways Bustillo, who also wrote the screenplay, and Muary have concocted to lure fresh victims to Paradis’ home. The two actresses, however, are the heart of the film, and both are outstanding in their opposing roles, giving a life to each character beyond their time onscreen, fueled by an intense pain that is emotional and very definitely physical at times. In fact, both were awarded for their performances here at the genre film festival at Sitges.

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Another key to the film’s success is the underlying emphasis on suspense despite all the red stuff on display. It’s easy to empathize with Paradis as she fights for the life of not just herself, but her baby as well. That poor kid. Not only does Dalle want to tear him from Paradis’ stomach, but he’s also a unconvincingly rendered CGI creation for most of the film. Several times the filmmakers cut to some iffy CGI of Paradis’ in utero baby which can be distracting. It’s no worse than what we’ve sat through in I Am Legend, and it’s miles ahead of the CGI in Renny Harlin’s Exorcist: The Beginning (remember those jackals? P.U.), but still, obvious CGI is one of major filmmaking flaws movie goers are forced to sit through these days. I mean, if I want to see a cartoon, I’ll throw Looney Tunes into the DVD player.

Aside from the occasional CGI shot, Inside requires that viewers suspend their disbelief and accept action that is obviously not 100% realistic. Characters spring up “from the dead” and function with massive head wounds, but we’ve been letting movie characters get away with that for years. If you can put that “No way!” response to sleep for the duration of the movie, you’ll be rewarded with the wettest flick this side of Dead-Alive.
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And if you’re one of those people who gets turned off at the very mention of a film in a foreign language, take a chance here. Inside is action-driven rather than dialogue heavy, and the Dimension Extreme DVD comes with the option of watching a dubbed version. Sadly, the DVD also comes with Dimension Extreme’s typical unfortunate cover art that makes the film look like a direct-to-DVD rip-off of Touristas. Their tacky artwork that panders to what they assume the Saw audience will respond to does a disservice to the film.

Inside is a flick that deserves a lot more attention. Maybe that will come with the rumored and unnecessary US remake directed by REC’s Jaume Balagueró. And keep your eyes open for whatever Bustillo and Muary have coming next. Though they were at one time attached to the Hellraiser remake, they are no longer involved with the project. In the meantime, check out Inside, and prepare to say “Ouch!” A lot.

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TRICK OR TREAT Remake a Possibility?

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The latest slasher to get the modern makeover could be Trick or Treat, the 1986 gem directed by Charles Martin Smith, better known for his roles in American Graffiti, Starman and The Untouchables Continue reading

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Mortuary (1983)

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 Somehow Mortuary fell through the cracks. Released in 1983, which we all know was right smack in the middle of the heyday of the slasher; this lost classic disappeared and is hardly mentioned anymore.

Mortuary centers on Christie (Mary Beth McDonough from The Waltons), who saw her father murdered but has blocked out the actual event. This has led her to sleepwalking and seeing things which might not be there. All of this craziness occurs much to the frustration of her mother Eve (Lynda Day George) who has been seeking her own form of closure with the local mortician Hank Andrews (Christopher George) who holds fancy séances for some of the local gals. One day Christie’s gorgeous boyfriend Greg (David Wallace from Humongous) stumbles across one of these meetings while helping his friend Josh (Denis Mandel) steal some tires from Hank’s warehouse. Josh doesn’t make it out alive, and Greg tries to get someone to look into his disappearance, but being a thief doesn’t really get you any cred with the police, so you can see how far that goes. Christie’s dangerous sleepwalking habit and Josh’s disappearance are connected to the local crazy who wears black & white face makeup (making him look oddly like the Scream mask) and stabs folks with an embalming tool. Totally creepy.

 

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A lush film, Mortuary gets the most from the Pacific Ocean locale and slasher’s greatest couple, Christopher & Lynda Day George, as well as featuring an early and incredible performance from a young Bill Paxton. There are some genuinely creepy moments to be had, especially involving the death of one blonde bombshell. No matter how many times I see this movie, that scene always elicits goose bumps!

I was surprised to see that the director Howard Avedis started his short lived career with the odd 1972 sexploitation flick The Stepmother (featuring the beautiful Claudia Jennings in a small role) and ended it with the David Naughton thriller Kidnapped in 1986. During that small period of time Avedis made eleven films, writing, directing and producing almost all of them. I don’t know why he dropped out, but he left an interesting resume filled with enjoyable B films. This was Avedis’ first pairing with the late and prolific cinematographer Gary Graver, who was a protégé of Orson Wells and who dabbled in everything from art to porn. Avedis and Graver also collaborated on the awesome They’re Playing with Fire starring Sybil Danning.vlcsnap-28421

 

McDonough was fresh off of the Waltons, which ended in 1981, and seemed determined to branch out into more adult roles. She’s good here (a definite step up from her wooden performance in the 1981 made for TV horror movie Midnight Offerings) and has that kind of girl next door appeal that any good final girl should possess. It would be almost impossible to not figure out who the killer is, but the guessing game isn’t the important part of Mortuary. It’s good, gooey fun that throws in everything from embalming nude chicks to a scene in a roller skating rink to the infamous and oft-used strategic placement of dead bodies (ala Happy Birthday to Me). It’s got it all, is great fun and deserves a little more praise than it seems to get.

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Mortuary: The Images

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Homeless Michael Myers Action Figure

Rob Zombie’s latest teaser is in fact not from the new Halloween movie itself but an action figure, based on one of Michael’s many looks from the upcoming H2. Continue reading

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Will Rob Zombie and H2 save the Weinstein’s from Financial Collapse

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Nikki Finke’s Deadline Hollywood Daily is reporting The Weinstein Company is on the verge of financial collapse and only the box-office returns for Rob Zombie’s H2 can save them. According to Finke’s inside sources, TWC only has enough cash reserves to stay afloat until August. In a desperate attempt to save the company, the Weinstein brothers are pulling all of their films from release in order to have enough capital to advertise and distribute Inglorious Bastards and H2. Early reports stated the company’s hopes rested on Tarantino’s WWII film, but the latest update claims the future of the company is riding on Zombie’s sequel. The fate of Forest Whitaker’s Hurricane Season and the big budget Shanghai is in limbo until the company sees the box-office returns for H2.

Zombie has been criticized lately for his drip, drip, drip, approach of releasing information about H2 on the internet. It may annoy fans, but it’s a cheap way of keeping the film’s name alive. Zombie’s actions are much more understandable when one considers the film may have a very limited advertising budget. Making matters worse for Zombie, TWC is releasing IB on August 21, just one week before H2 is set to debut. He’s getting hit with competition from the same company that produced H2.

Check out www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/update-more-on-weinstein-co-meltdown/ for the original article concerning the H2 revelations. There are links to the first two articles concerning TWC’s money woes at the bottom of Finke’s post. Also, Tarantino fans will learn why IB might get butchered worse than one of Michael Myers’ victims.

If you take nothing else from this article, Retro Slasher fans, realize this: The fate of a major Hollywood studio rests in the hands of slasher fans. (Insert your own demonic or evil genius laugh here.)

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Machete Script Review

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We all want Eli Roth’s THANKSGIVING to be made into a feature film, but don’t count out MACHETE! Continue reading

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Alternative Ending from Friday the 13th The Final Chapter

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Shock Till You Drop have posted a brief clip of the original ending to Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter which will be included on the upcoming Deluxe Edition DVD Continue reading

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